Walmart Shoppers Gone Wild

By: Erica Wagner | Pulished on 2023-12-25

This Cowgirl Is Ready to Ride

There are lots of terrible outfits that you'll find at a Walmart, but this isn't one of them. This ensemble needs to be elevated onto a podium for all to see and marvel at. Nobody will ever be able to top this. It shouldn't work – the boots, the overall shorts, the hair. And yet, somehow, it all fits together like a 3D puzzle.

 

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Maybe it's because the boots and the top match. Maybe it's the lack of wrinkles on the top that give it a smooth appearance. Maybe it's the symmetrical revealing of the fashionable underpants that the overalls provide. Truly a mystery.

Where's the Big Iron on His Hip?

We believe this is called #goals. Just look at this winner: Dusty boots straight from the trail, brown khakis that look like they're on backwards, dashing suspenders to prevent slippage, a wide-brimmed hat, and sunglasses to keep the sun out of the eyes. Beautiful.

 

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To top it all off, he adds a black shirt with the word “whatever,” telling you exactly what he thinks about our opinion. This is the kind of guy that has forged his own trail (on an actual horse, probably) his entire life, and he doesn't give a rip if you don't approve. Oh, but we do, Sheriff.

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