Walmart Shoppers Gone Wild

Too Much of Both

This seems like the kind of shirt that is automatically given to a shopper if they enter a Walmart every day of a single week. While we don't want to visit, it would be interesting to know why someone would print that on a shirt – especially since it seems to be advertising a business of some sort under the main points.

 

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There even appears to be a website. It's too blurry for us to read, but you shouldn't visit that website. We shouldn't, and you shouldn't, and no one else should. But let's get down to brass tacks, people - this T-shirt just sounds funny.

I Am WAY Behind on My Shopping

When a meteor hits and messes up the entire world for an eon, you're going to have to rearrange your schedule. As you can see, some of the animals that were part of the late cretaceous era have only just been emerging from their homes to stock up on cheap shorts and sandals.

 

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All jokes aside, we worry for the person inside that suit – those things are hot and uncomfortable from personal experience, and walking around a Walmart isn't the most comfortable activity even on a normal day. So this marvelous evolution that our universe has gone through has led us to this moment.